Saturday, February 18, 2006

Bookmark and share

While you surfing the internet, bookmark those informative or fun pages and share with your friends. Here is how.

  1. Go to this page http://del.icio.us/
  2. Register an account
  3. Install browser buttons to make it easy to add/view your bookmark.
  4. Tell your friends your bookmarks. This is mine.

Although you can use your own browser to do the job. This one has it's advantages:

  • You can bookmark it at home and get it at office, or even while you are on holiday in China.
  • If you use different browsers, you can still get your bookmark.
  • It support tags, what it means: when you create a bookmark, you can provide a few keywords, later on, when you click on the keyword, it will only display related links, a lot easier than using the bookmarks (favourites in IE) in your browser.

UN SURVEY -- humour

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In India they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In China, they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle E ast they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

到了中国才知道只生一个好:一句话看透世界各国

文章来源: 难得一笑2006-02-16 10:56:05

亚洲:

到了中国才知道只生一个好

到了日本才知道死不认账还会很有礼貌

到了韩国才知道亚洲的足球让上帝都差点疯掉

到了泰国才知道见了美女先别慌拥抱

到了印度才知道人还得给牛让道

到了新加坡才知道四周都是水还得管别人要

到了阿富汗才知道冤枉都不能上告

到了伊拉克才知道污染会让你死掉

到了中东才知道分不清楚到底是人的生命还是民族尊严重要

到了阿拉伯才知道做男人有多么骄傲

到了澳洲才知道有袋子的鼠肉也很有味道

欧洲:

到了德国才知道死板还有一套一套

到了法国才知道被人调戏还会很有情调

到了西班牙才知道被牛拱到天上还能哈哈大笑

到了奥地利才知道连乞丐都可以弹个小调

到了英国才知道为什么牛顿后来都信奉基督教

到了荷兰才知道男人和男人当街拥吻也能那么火爆

到了瑞士才知道开个银行账户没有10万$会被嘲笑

到了丹麦才知道写个童话可以不打草稿

到了意大利才知道天天吃烤Pizza脸上都不会长疱

到了希腊才知道迷人的地方其实都是破庙

到了斯堪德勒维亚才知道太阳也会睡懒觉

到了俄罗斯才知道有这么大块地也会有人吃不饱

到了梵帝冈才知道从其境内任何地方开一枪都会打到罗马的鸟

美洲:

到了美国才知道不管你是谁乱嚷嚷就会中炮

到了加拿大才知道比中国还大的地方人口比北京还少

到了墨西哥才知道佐罗为什么现在不出来瞎闹

到了巴拿马才知道一条河也能代表主权的重要

到了古巴才知道雪笳有N种味道

到了巴西才知道衣服穿的很少也不会害*

到了智利才知道火车在境内拐个弯都很难办到

到了阿根廷才知道不懂足球会让人晕倒

非洲:

到了埃及才知道一座塔也能有那么多奥妙

到了撒哈拉才知道节约用水的重要

到了南非才知道随时都可能被艾滋病亲吻到

到了很多非洲国家才知道人吃人其实有时候也是种需要

极地:

到了两极才知道随地小便有多么糟糕

Enhance your computer security

Nowaday, there are too many viruses, malwares, spywares. So you are always in danger when you connect to the internet. But if you do some preparations, you will certainly be able to make your net surfing safer. Take the following steps to make you at ease while enjoy surfing the net:

  1. You will need a firewall. If you are using Windows XP, then it's internal firewall is good enough. Otherwsie, you can find a few free firewall softwares for personal use, a very popular one is ZoneAlarm, you can download it from here
  2. You will need an Anti-Virus software, if you can afford to subscribe one, that will be nice. Some of those famous ones are Norton Antivirus, McAfee. Otherwise, just get AVG Anti-virus Free Edition It's good enough.
  3. You will also need something to search and distroy Spyware, Get Spybot Search and Destroy 1.4
  4. I will highly recommend you to use latest version of Firefox (1.5.0.2) browser, it supports tabbed navigation. It has many free extentions, and it's far more secure than Internet Explorer (a new beta version Internet Explorer 7 has some improvement on that). You can download Firefox from here.